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Mary Kate and Ashley Pregnant? You Bet!
Britney definitely was. Demi apparently isn’t. But who will be the next celebrity to get pregnant? (more…)
Craiglist Personals Revealed!
Ever find yourself, lonely, looking at the Craigslist personals late at night and wondering, in a margarita-induced fog, “Should I post an ad myself? Surely the men who frequent Craigslist are a superior sort, and my chances of finding a love match are much, much better. Right?” (more…)
Wreck a Relationship in 20 Easy Steps
If you think getting a mate is hard, what about the gargantuan task of getting rid of them once you’re sick and tired of them? It’s not easy, you know. (more…)
DemAsh Ties the Knot
Now that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have pledged their troths to each other, I think it’s only right they should have a mashed-up name, like “Bennifer” and “TomKat.” To me, “DemAsh” sums it up because, let’s face it, it’s such a “DemAsh” relationship. (more…)
Prince William to go Public with His Bird?
It’s not easy being a royal girlfriend, and I should know. So many rules to follow. No speaking to the press. No forgetting to lift your pinky when drinking tea in public. No riding the prince like a polo pony in the back of a cab while screaming, “That’s right, use your mallet!” (more…)
Next for Aniston: Yahoo! Personals
Is Jennifer Aniston sitting at home nights lamenting the breakup of her marriage to Brad Pitt? Noooo. (more…)
Zellwegger/Chesney Annulment: What the…?
Let me get this straight. Renee Zellwegger alleges Kenny Chesney fraudulently obtained her consent to marry? Isn’t that a shotgun offense where Zellwegger’s from? (more…)
