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Jennifer Aniston Clones Brad
Declaring she’ll “never let go of him,” Jennifer Aniston is making a last ditch attempt to keep Brad Pitt by growing a second head cloned from his DNA, as evidenced by this photo in Star Magazine.
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Swear at Him in 20 Languages!
The next time your relationship goes bad (and it will), kick him out of your life in Russian. Or Yiddish.
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Keeping Romance Alive is Up to You
Valentine’s Day has passed. Your squeeze brought you the requisite box of chocolates and dozen roses. Maybe he even took you out for dinner. Now, he’s back to sitting on the sofa, playing with his…
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WOO Who
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game. And nobody plays the Hollywood game better than…
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Another Latin Hottie for Tom?
She’s been dubbed the “Latin Viagra,” and now ExtraTV reports that Sofia Vergara may be megastar Tom Cruise’s new squeeze.
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The Art of Spying and Panties
Don’t tell me you’ve never spied on your boyfriend before. We’ve all done it: hiding out in his trash can with a tiny camera, swigging MD 20/20 while watching to see if he arrives home alone (confirming he really was working late) or with some tart he picked up in a fern bar. And then, jumping out, yelling and screaming, spewing pepper spray in all directions after you discover the trash can is full of ugly, biting ants.
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Riffing on Bodice Rippers
“I hate you!,” Kelsie spat. Stumbling out the door, blinded by the sting of unbidden tears, she ran with no immediate goal except to get away from Sterling.
But, encumbered by her flowing skirt, she could not. Quickly overtaking her, Sterling grabbed her arm and pulled her so close she could feel his rock-hard
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