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Relationship Secrets Revealed
Do relationship problems overwhelm you? Discourage you? Make you angry enough to bite the head off a snake and spit it into the face of fate? Obviously, the answer is handwriting analysis.
The book Relationship Secrets in Handwriting promises to make the cause of all romantic problems crystal clear. Tops on the list is compatibility. You may think that the way to ensure compatibility is to take a silly test at a site like eHarmony, but science holds no sway over matters of the heart.
The book covers other problems, as well. The ad doesn’t specifically say so, but I’m sure handwriting analysis can provide valuable insight into:
– Why it bothers you that he has the manners of an intoxicated squirrel
– How to cope with his follicle insecurity
– When to say “no” to his hairbrained moneymaking schemes, such as suggesting you get a job
I haven’t actually read “Relationship Secrets in Handwriting,” but I think the concept is sound. Any man who signs his name with an “X” probably isn’t going to be able to support you in the style with which you wish to become accustomed.
(Thanks, Dea!)
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