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Rollercoaster of Love
I’m channeling the Ohio Players right now. Sing it with me: RollerCOASTer… of love say what… Rollercoaster yeah…. And now, the thrill ride isn’t just a euphemism for s.ex. It’s a new dating service.
If the mundanity of regular online dating just isn’t exciting enough for you, maybe you’ll want to try ThrillDate, a new service of ThrillNetwork.
According to the news release, the new service is designed to allow singles to “meet the roller coaster and amusement park enthusiast of your dreams.” ThrillDate won’t just match people up, though. Oh, no. They’re even going to offer “general amusement park dating advice.” For those who aren’t quite up for dating an entire amusement park yet, you can work into things gradually by hanging around the chat boards and dishing with other thrill seeking enthusiasts.
Most titillatingly, “there will also be a private board for members to share their secret amusement park escapades.” I remember once having my most intimate needs fulfilled on a carousel horse while dozens of people watched. Then I went and found my date, and he bought me cotton candy.
Those of you slightly less adventurous still might find ThrillDate… amusing. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
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