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Britney Bites Back


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Dost milady protest too much? Recent pregnancy rumors apparently have driven Britney Spears to the brink. Eschewing her regular stress reduction program of running off to Las Vegas and marrying someone, she has lashed out at the tabloids on her website.

Poor Britney. Poor widdle Bwitney. She lives such a private life, and those nasty tabloids keep intruding. What’s a girl to do? Blog it, of course.

Always known for her brilliant prose, Britney posted this erudite diatribe against the “false tabloids.” That would be, as opposed to the “true tabloids”?

All I know is, Britney sounds like the General Manager giving the Coach a public vote of confidence. Usually, that means Coach is fired the following week.

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