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Help for the Romantically Impaired

Why can’t men figure this out? Ask any woman what she wants from a relationship, and she’ll say, “Romance.” Could we be any more explicit? Romance means,…well, romance. It’s just that simple.
Sure, different women define “romance” differently. To one, it may mean a candlelit dinner. To another, it may mean a secret love note tucked into her purse. Still another woman might define romance as a surprise birthday hootenanny with all her friends, several tubs of iced beer and the world-renowned Stripping Mariachis. Ooh, that Mario with the large guitar….
But I digress.
For men who are tired of sailing aimlessly through the relationship waters, vainly seeking the dry land of romantic certainty, a new business will create a sure-to-please romantic getaway for couples.
Blissful Escapes does all the legwork to craft a vacation that will leave her swooning. Or so they say.
Plus, since April is “Couple’s Appreciation Month,” they’re offering a free list of 30 inexpensive tips for igniting the romantic flame in your relationship. OK, guys, did you hear that: FREE and INEXPENSIVE. What more could you want?
And if all else fails, let me know. You can always give your lover the gift of the Stripping Mariachis.
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