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Brad and Jen: Off Again
Keeping up with the Aniston/Pitt breakup has given me a stiff neck, much like watching a particularly rousing game at Wimbledon. Except Brad and Jen aren’t serving strawberries and cream to the spectators. Snif.
After all the speculation, it’s officially OFF, with Jennifer Aniston serving divorce papers on Brad Pitt last Friday.
I saw this coming. The problem was Jennifer. She was too wealthy herself to make a suitable trophy wife. Thought not as successful as Brad, Jen didn’t exactly marry “up” when she pledged her troth to the Sexiest Man Alive. That kind of marital parity always leads to divorce.
If Jennifer really wants a lasting union, she needs to set her sights higher. A wealthy Arabic sheik would make a perfect mate for her, as would Prince Albert of Monaco. And, of coure, there’s always 50 Cent.
Who do YOU think would make the perfect mate for Jennifer Aniston? Tell me!
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