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Flirtability: a Quiz
If you’re having trouble landing a life partner, the problem lies with you. I mean, it can’t possibly be that every man on the planet is an idiot, a jerk, or Michael Jackson. You obviously lack some vital element, some quality necessary to finding and securing (for 6-10 years, or until the prenuptial agreement expires) a suitable mate. Now I can reveal the quality you lack is…
flirtability.
Flirtability is an elusive concept define. It’s best described as an ability to flirt.
Now, compliments of The Flirting Academy comes this quiz to quantify exactly how much you suck at flirting.
Personally, I’m not the quiz type. Keeping track of how many “a” answers and how many “d” answers — it’s just too much math, really. And who needs a quiz to tell them how to flirt? Aren’t women born flirters?
If you really want to get a man’s attention, just do what I do: take several deep swigs from your cell phone flask (for courage), walk up to the most attractive guy in the place, and murmur in your best husky voice, “Let me show you how I make salsa using only my thighs.”
It always works for me.
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