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Ma’am, do you know why I stopped you today?
Men are so clever. If they’re not thinking up interesting new pickup lines or stealing one another’s girlfriends, they’re devoting themselves to dreaming up new and interesting ways to meet women. Such as threatening them with jail time.
One poor chap in Vienna used infallible deductive reasoning in an attempt to solve his datelessness. Let’s see if we can diagram it:
Women love a man in uniform > I’ll become a man in uniform > women will love me
This masterful plan may well have worked if only the guy had chosen a uniform other than a policeman’s and if only he hadn’t decided the best way to meet chicks in his hot new uniformed state was by pulling them over in bogus traffic stops.
Sadly, what Mr. IQ discovered was that not all babes react to policemen by purring, “Please cuff me, officer. I’ve been naughty.” That sort of thing only happens in porno movies. And, of course, at Neverland Ranch.
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