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Stop the Dating Madness!
Everyone’s an expert these days. The latest is Paul Falzone, CEO of a couple of dating service franchises, who offers his tips on how to get off the dating merry-go-round and onto a real…er, horse?
Falzone purportedly offers a couple of free e-books at his websites, The Right One and Together Dating, but we couldn’t find them.
Luckily he dishes some Tips on How to Find the “Right One” for You in a press release. My suggestions, as always, are in parentheses:
1. Leave enough time between the end of one relationship and the beginning of the next. (Some helpful ways to pass this time? Parties, drinking, Thighmaster sessions with your masseur, Hans.)
2. Consider a dating hiatus. Try boosting your self-esteem without a partner. (Better yet, try boosting your boobs. Obviously, the reason he left you to begin with was because you were too saggy.)
3. Do not sweep problems under the carpet. (Only stray bank notes, negotiable bonds, and loose change rummaged from your lover’s pockets and/or briefcase should be swept under the carpet. And only then to buy time until you can get them into your hidden wall safe.)
Hope this helps.
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