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Oprah Boots Stedman
It says right here in the paper this morning that Oprah has officially broken it off with Stedman. As if that’s not shocking enough, wait till you hear why….
Why did Oprah dump Stedman? Did he cheat on her? No. Did he lie to her? No.
Oprah would never kick out her man for superficial reasons like that. Oprah is a woman of character. She would give Stedman the boot only for the deepest, most spiritual of reasons: she now has a fabulous figure.
Heck, Oprah isn’t just thin, she’s a sex goddess! Have you seen her lately? She looks better at 50 than most women look at 30. Why on earth would she want to hang on to plain, old, boring Stedman now that she can have any man she wants?
No word yet on who she’ll be hooking up with next. We hear Cedric the Entertainer is available.
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