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Love at 35-cents per Minute
I’m a big fan of using technology for relationship purposes. In the olden days, hours could pass without my knowing precisely where my lover was, who he was with, and what he was doing. No more.
Thanks to the surging popularity of long-distance dating, thousands of other women are discovering what I already know: mobile technology makes it easy for you to keep track of your man every minute of every day.
Every five or ten minutes, I phone or text my lover just to say “hi” and remind him how much I love him. I know he adores this attention, especially when I catch him in the men’s room at work. It makes me feel so close to him. I feel like we’re literally attached at the hip 24/7.
Using this method, I’ve been able to sustain relationships for as long as two weeks! What a boon to the dating scene.
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