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Beyonce Relationship Secret Revealed!
Self-professed “regular woman” Beyonce at last has revealed the secret of how to maintain a successful relationship. After eons of struggling to find out this secret, the whole human race finally can discover this ultimate pearl of wisdom. And to think it took a 20-something singer dating a rapper to clue us all in.
We won’t keep you in suspense. The secret to a lasting relationship is “keeping it sacred,” according to the talented Beyonce.
Funny, we thought “keeping it sacred” would run more along the lines of actually sanctifying the relationship, say through holy matrimony. Somehow, dating endlessly and/or shacking up doesn’t seem too “sacred,” but maybe that’s just us.
Then again, in the world of celebrity, a three-year, non-matrimonial relationship probably does qualify as a “success.” At any rate, big congratulations to Beyonce for finally pulling the relationship sword from the stone for us all.
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