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Jennifer Aniston Clones Brad
Declaring she’ll “never let go of him,” Jennifer Aniston is making a last ditch attempt to keep Brad Pitt by growing a second head cloned from his DNA, as evidenced by this photo in Star Magazine.
Pitt expressed disgust at Aniston’s antics. “She wouldn’t have my children, but she’s growing another head. Women!” he declared.
Friends now say the pair is headed quickly towards divorce court. “I just can’t take all the rumors, lies and ugly photos of me floating around in the tabloids,” Aniston said. “I want some peace in my life. I want to be out of the spotlight, and only divorcing Brad can accomplish that.”
Aniston’s second head, nicknamed Bradley, concurred. “I can’t see anything! Hey, Jen, can you turn to the left a little? No, no, the right! Was that a paparazzi? Don’t worry, babe, I’ve got your back!”
Aniston’s rep dismissed talk of a cloned head-growth as “complete hogwash.” “Jennifer does not have a cloned head of Brad Pitt emerging from the back of her skull,” the rep told WOOFACTOR by phone. “The second head is a spontaneous growth that just happens to look like Brad. Cloning never entered into the picture.”
Only time will tell if this new Aniston-Pitt coupling will survive longer than the first one did.
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