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Is your date so boring you’re about to fall face-first into your soup? Save yourself by reaching into your purse and pulling out a tube of Spazzstick, “the world’s only caffeinated lip balm.” Slather enough of this on, and you won’t care how boring your blind date is; you’ll soon be doing the flamenco across tabletops to reach that hunky dude whose girlfriend just left for the bathroom. Best of all, this product is Made in Alaska using skilled troll laborers. What could be better than that?!
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