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Quick Valentine predictions
No sense in rehashing current couples and their Valentine’s Day wishes. Let’s look ahead, shall we? Here’s a wish list/prediction of upcoming hookups…Who I think will be together by next Valentine’s Day:
- Natalie Portman & Ryan Gosling
This would be my ‘it’ couple. No explanation required.
- Kirsten Dunst & Orlando Bloom
Poor little Kate Bosworth. We’ll need to start a starvation death watch for her.
- Mariah Carey & Usher
Imagine these two together. Imagine the clash of the egos. Imagine the open hand slaps and the furious make up sex in the limo. Imagine the wrestling matches on the red carpet. This, my friends, would be a couple made in gossip heaven.
- JT & Eva Longoria
If he can’t be with Britney…then anyone else but Cam. And what better than a hot blooded Latina, Hollywood’s youngest Desperate Housewife, the girl everyone wants…Wouldn’t it be great if she sunk her hot little teeth into yet another ‘N Syncer, prompting some serious ‘roid rage on Cam’s part??? After getting her ass kicked by that mutant Diaz, Eva will finally win Justin’s heart when he comes to his senses and realises he deserves someone more ‘girl’ and less ‘boy.’ Amen.
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