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Nick & Jessica: an update
Now that the Pitts are done (kinda, sorta)…What better couple to fill the Fraud Void in Tinseltown than our embattled old newlyweds? Fresh off several very legitimate reports that Nick was pimpin’ himself to any and everyone after the Superbowl, Jessica released yet another statement this week via US Magazine that things are just peachy fine between her and her randy husband.
And just to make sure we all believe them, here they are yesterday at the launch of her ridiculous cosmetics line in a pose so contrived even Paris Hilton would be proud. For the official record, Jessica says she and Nick are more in love than ever?and that he did nothing untoward, that sure, they have things they need to work on but that they are resolutely committed to keeping their marriage happy and healthy. This in the face of a new rumour literally every day from sources inside the Simpson camp that the two are leading increasingly separate lives. Case in point?the Ted Casablanca blind item this week. Oh and by the way?if you are anything close to a prude?STOP READING NOW. Consider yourself warned?So Ted’s teaser today involved two co-stars, both attached, who’ve been getting hot and heavy on the set. Which is no big news. Except that HE’s introduced HER to the art of ?ahem? putting your tongue where the sun don’t shine. Apparently she is now addicted to the habit and can’t get enough, leading to some pretty hardcore rockin’ screams coming from her trailer. Everyone in the gossip world seems to think the adventurous twosome is none other than Jessica and her Dukes co-star Johnny Knoxville. Which, if true, would make him the new P*ssy King in Hollywood, surpassing even Colin Farrell in all categories across the board. Lindsay and Jessica in the same week??? Snoop Doggy Dizzle…Johnny is the shizzle!!
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