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The Nerve gang serves up their weekly astrological sex advice.
As Venus hooks up with Pluto in your solar twelfth house, beware: a future love interest may have one bitch of a secret. We’re not saying he’s really a she (or vice versa), but you may want to do some research before handing over your house keys. Single Capricorns may have to endure a bit of sexual tension before sexing it up with your next Mr. or Ms. Right. You may be separated by distance, or they might be taken.
Some say patience is a virtue, but we say that’s a load of crap. Try and distract yourself with fuck buddies and beer until opportunity knocks. For those who choose to stay single in 2005, your libido is going to shoot through the roof come October: you can look forward to the raunchiest dirty monkey sex of your life right around Halloween. See what may happen between the sheets for you this week.
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