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Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]" } ["category@term"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1268228580) } [14]=> array(14) { ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title"]=> string(25) "Demi Moore Is A Great Mom" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(75) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/demi-moore-is-a-great-mom.html" ["pubdate#"]=> int(1) ["pubdate"]=> string(31) "Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:38:00 -0800" ["dc"]=> array(4) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["subject#"]=> int(1) ["subject"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" } ["category#"]=> int(1) ["category"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["guid#"]=> int(1) ["guid"]=> string(75) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/demi-moore-is-a-great-mom.html" ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(320) "There have been many parenting books, but the chapter on teaching your daughter how to pole dance in front of a room full of guys never gets included. Why is that? Oh yeah, that's right. New York...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. 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Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]" } ["category@term"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1268228160) } [16]=> array(14) { ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title"]=> string(28) "Lindsay Is Really Doing This" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(78) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/lindsay-is-really-doing-this.html" ["pubdate#"]=> int(1) ["pubdate"]=> string(31) "Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:57:00 -0800" ["dc"]=> array(4) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["subject#"]=> int(1) ["subject"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" } ["category#"]=> int(1) ["category"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["guid#"]=> int(1) ["guid"]=> string(78) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/lindsay-is-really-doing-this.html" ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(322) "Since she's a paranoid, delusional drug addict who thinks the world revolves around her, Lindsay Lohan is suing financial company E-Trade for...wait for it... $100 million, because she got high and...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]" } ["category@term"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1268225820) } [17]=> array(14) { ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title"]=> string(9) "1971-2010" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(58) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/19712010.html" ["pubdate#"]=> int(1) ["pubdate"]=> string(31) "Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:01:00 -0800" ["dc"]=> array(4) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["subject#"]=> int(1) ["subject"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" } ["category#"]=> int(1) ["category"]=> string(25) "idontlikeyouinthatway.com" ["guid#"]=> int(1) ["guid"]=> string(58) "http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/03/19712010.html" ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(316) "Corey Haim, 80's child actor and star of such classics as The Lost Boys and, um...The Lost Boys, was found dead in his OakWOOD, California apartment this morning of an apparent drug overdose....<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. 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Try to keep up), so you already know that Kathryn Bigelow ordered at 14-year old Russian runaway and a...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. 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