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DemAsh Ties the Knot


Now that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have pledged their troths to each other, I think it’s only right they should have a mashed-up name, like “Bennifer” and “TomKat.” To me, “DemAsh” sums it up because, let’s face it, it’s such a “DemAsh” relationship.

People magazine reports the couple wed in a Kabbalah ceremony at which Demi promised to “love, honor and cherish” for as long as she lives or the next 15 minutes, whichever comes first. OK, I made that last part up. However, the happily married couple did reportedly go to Mexico on a honeymoon., which is ironic because the honeymoon phase of Demi’s life passed by long ago.

Ah, but who am I to snipe at young love? Or, young-old love. Or whatever.

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