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Prince William to go Public with His Bird?
It’s not easy being a royal girlfriend, and I should know. So many rules to follow. No speaking to the press. No forgetting to lift your pinky when drinking tea in public. No riding the prince like a polo pony in the back of a cab while screaming, “That’s right, use your mallet!”
It appears Prince Williams’ longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton has learned these lessons well enough that the palace is about to turn her loose on the public. Apparently, she and the prince are on the verge of making their first official appearance together.
This can only mean one thing: a royal wedding followed by affairs, cuckolding, recriminations, gossip leaked to the press, boozing, tears and eventual divorce. And that’s just Charles and Camilla. Who knows where Prince William and Kate will end up.
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