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Brad and Angelina: Still Not Together
This just in: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still are not seeing each other. They did not see each other during a romantic, hand-in-hand beach stroll in Africa a few weeks ago, and they were not shacking up at the end of April in an African hotel.
According to their respective publicists, the non-couple did not lock themselves into a hotel room in Morocco for 24 hours, did not arrive together on a private jet and did not leave together in the same car.
In fact, Brad and Angelina don’t know each other, have never met, and deny any involvement in the film “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” The entity we call “Brad Pitt” is a manifestation of mass hysteria, and Angelina Jolie is a hologram.
We hope this clears things up.
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