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Renee & Kenny married!
Look…I’m just as shocked as you are. NO ONE saw this coming. Five minutes ago she was dating Irish singer Damien Rice, then she’s seen canoodling with Kenny Chesney…and then bam! Married in the Caribbean, just like that.
By now you probably all know how they met. And you must already be familiar with the wedding details: small, intimate, she wore Carolina Herrera - as usual - and they both cried…and laughed. Here are a few official photos. Very cute. ( Although it does concern me just a tad that she never looks at the camera.) Now while many gossips are running around screaming ‘What the f*CK???’, it all actually makes sense if you dig a little deeper. Renee is at the top of her game. One of the most successful actresses in the biz. Kenny - and trust me, I just learned this, like, yesterday - is the King of his own county, the reigning Country Music Entertainer of the Year. So it’s not like she married a nobody, right? Next: let’s not forget Renee is from Texas. That charming little drawl of hers is always peeping out at just the right moments. A Texan and a country crooner…nothin’ wrong with that. And finally, perhaps the most important clincher for me: Ms. Z might be a highly celebrated actor…but let’s be honest here…she’s not exactly a looker. She’s cute and all when she’s not starving but if you need a freakin’ microscope to find a girl’s eyes you can’t exactly call her a candidate for the most beautiful list, can you?? Right then. So if you ask me, Renee and Kenny are perfectly matched. Short in stature, long in talent, similar backgrounds, matching pasty white bodies, and loads and loads of money in between them. In fact, the only potential bump in the road might be their, um, rather large vocabulary gap. Renee is among the most erudite Hollywood heavyhitters…while Kenny’s hit song ‘She Thinks My Tractor is Sexy’ doesn’t exactly reek of intellectual prowess, if you know what I mean. Then again…you can’t have everything. Let’s just be happy she didn’t end up with a closet country homo like Keith Urban. Man, I was just introduced to THAT particular brand of Nashville a few months ago and I swear, I have never seen anyone more perfect for Tom Cruise in my entire life! Renee, girl, if you’re listening: Good job honey. Just one tip, though. Keep his hat ON. Who knows what you’ll find underneath. I’m told this is him sans head gear. Not his best look is it?
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