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Prez gives Money to Woman Jilted by Spy
Here’s a novel approach to dealing with being jilted. Make a claim under the anti-terrorism law.
I suppose it might be valid in this case, since Ana Margarita Martinez wasn’t jilted by just any old guy. She was jilted by a spy. And not just any old spy. A double agent.
And so, President Bush ordered the Treasury Department to give her almost $200,000 in frozen Cuban funds.
I think my ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend Javier may have been a double agent, too. I think he played for both teams.
Can I get some money for that?
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